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Toronto Batman |
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| Yes, Toronto Batman
is a real guy. Yes, he is commonly seen in and around Dundas
Square and many surrounding retail establishments. Yes, he has a
thing for beef jerky and spends a lot of time telling strangers that
his parents are dead. Is he bizarre? Is he awesome?
Is he, in fact, the night? Who can say? He
is...Toronto Batman. |
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| Toronto Batman |
| In Toronto, Life can sometimes be cruel, Or can leave you Feeling a bit of a fool. You can't know What each day will bring. If anything's certain, it's You can't predict anything. But there's one hero Who's shown us the way, Fighting the good fight From dusk until day, Standing up for us From dawn until dusk As long as he has Somewhere he can busk: Toronto Batman, You will protect us. We see you lurking In Dundas Square. Your parents are dead, but You've got your beef jerky. Toronto Batman, We know that you care. He's like Batman But kind of Canadian too. If you meet him, He'll tell his story to you. And then he Will tell it again, And he'll follow you, telling His story incessantly. Then You take the subway And he takes it too; You stop for snacks and He challenges you. Where else in this country Has anyone found A Dark Knight who's willing To trail you around? Toronto Batman, You will protect us. We see you lurking In Dundas Square. Your parents are dead, but You've got your beef jerky. Toronto Batman, We know that you care. He saves us from beef-jerky vendors Who overcharge. He fights for the right to shoot video On Queen Street West. He rides the subway with Toronto Spider-Man So they can determine which one does Backflips best (It's probably Spider-Man). In Toronto, You may lose your way And find it quite difficult To get through the day, But you know If you head downtown You'll find someone Who will possibly not let you down. His voice is raspy But startlingly loud. He collects loonies From the Saturday crowd. He is on Facebook And Twitter and stuff. That makes him awesome. We can't get enough Of Toronto Batman, You will protect us. We see you lurking In Dundas Square. Your parents are dead, but You've got your beef jerky. Toronto Batman, We know that you care. Toronto Batman, We know that you care. Back to Music page |